theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

beest dad ever.
fluoroid:

'shit it's raining'

If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a planet, I’d be 
Neptune.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a walrus.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a kettle.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a opal.
If I were a flower, I’d be a iris
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a rainy day.
If I were a colour, I’d be baby blue. 
If I were an emotion, I’d be dreaming. 
If I were a fruit, I’d be an raspberry
If I were an element, I’d be watter.
If I were a place, I’d be the a road.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like lemon.
If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of rooibos tea. 
If I were an object, I’d be a map. 
If I were a body part, I’d be a eye.
If I were a song, I’d be Plane by Jason Mraz.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be brogue.

austin:

anatomyofmelancholy:

Banksy | Regent’s Canal, London
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This is powerful.

incredibly realistic
rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA